William's progress

the long version

William has a twelve-year-old boss bent on his destruction; the interior design duo from hell redecorating his bathroom; and an angry ginger midget with a mean right hook on his case. Then there's the flood. And the village full of Machiavellian nutters. On the plus side, he also has a gorgeous wife and an adorable new son - and he loves them both. It's just a shame that parenthood doesn't stop him doing the wrong thing at precisely the wrong time, with catastrophic results for his small - and increasingly exasperated - family. It's very nearly too much for one man to handle. And that man is William Walker.