The Lake Hayes regatta

the long version

"New York billionaire Courtney Masters IV inherited all his wealth and now he's intent on keeping it, so it comes as no surprise when he starts his own church in Minnesota as a tax dodging scheme. The church first appears to offer hope of financial solvency for Andy Hayes and his struggling business, the Paul Bunyan Sailing School and Poet's Retreat, but hope soon turns to regret. It all comes to a hilarious conclusion in a zany waterborne battle between the forces of greed, zealotry, folly, and love."--Back cover.