Which Way to the Manor

the long version

"No writers were harmed during the production of this manuscript...but perhaps, they should have been." Picture this: Two crazy, rich British citizens going after vampires in the dead of night; a highwayman offering to pay for damages for a car he shot up; a producer who announces his playwright’s arrest over the BBC to bring in more ticket sales; and an American feminist who fights for female camel rights in the Sahara. That’s who you will discover in Which Way to the Manor? The story is about a man who falls in love with a woman who is terrorized by someone or something.